I was just minding my own business today, looking for some baby clothes for Pete’s niece. Decided to scope out the clearance section at Nordstrom.com and – OMG, MY EYES! MY EYES!
Why is there a beard on this baby’s chest? Why does he have a cod piece? Why is there faux fur on his shins? And then I see the description they’ve included for this cute, but unfortunately dressed baby.
Nordstrom goes out on the limb by not only saying it’s cute, but INCREDIBLY cute. Hmmm, I’m sure this guy will be the life of the party, but not for the reason the parents planned.